A few days later, I left the country. Not because my time with Carlisle United was over, it’s not that romanticised, but because I’d got a job. I did that, and I came back a few months later. …

I’m gonna predict where all the tables are gonna end up, using a combination of my head, my heart, and my arse. I’ve condensed all the fellas into one article because I can’t be bothered to spread ’em all out and give all my explanations, so if I get it…

PREMIER LEAGUE GK: Nick Pope (Newcastle United) LB: Oleksandr Zinchenko (Arsenal) CB: Nathan Aké (Manchester City) CB: Lewis Dunk (Brighton & Hove Albion) RB: Kieran Trippier (Newcastle United) CDM: Rodri (Manchester City) LCM: Kevin de Bruyne (Manchester City) CM: Martin Ødegaard (Arsenal) RCM: Bukayo Saka (Arsenal) ST: Harry Kane (Tottenham Hotspur) ST: Erling Haaland (Manchester City)…

WEMBLEY. I went back for my second match there. And my third. Whaaaaat!? Non-League Finals Day, bitches. FA Vase and FA Trophy Finals one after the other, we were students, so it was FIFTEEN QUID A TICKET. Hell, we could’ve got a hospitality suite with free food and drinks for…

I reckon that’s it for Elland Road, but not Leeds. Me and my Leeds-supporting mate (the one I gifted the poster commemorating the Manchester United victory to, remember?) had a couple of away days. That’s right, the colossus of the Northern Echo isn’t the only arena I’ve helped to fill…

Another season gone, another prediction series in what I’m sure is a sea of them, but you know what sets this one apart? It’s mine. There are many like it, but this one is mine. …

The twists and turns of the Women’s Super League are something to behold. Amidst a period of rapid progression in the league and the game, the drama ramps up right alongside it. Over the past few seasons I have attempted to predict this glorious chaos with the following results:- 2019/20…

Here’s a team of the week for Matchday 22, comprising the games played on the 27th May 2023. The final day is here, and it was still all to play for. A big performance here could be the difference between a league-winner and a victim to the trapdoor. GK: Mary…

Every year there is a chance for three teams to advance to the highest level of the professional game. Sometimes there’s the opportunity for a first-time ascension, a fantasy tale turned reality… But other times, it’s… Predictable. Or we like to think it is. …