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15th August 1992 to the 25th December 2020.

The English Premier League.

318 goalkeepers.

Let’s have it.

FACTS AND FIGURES CORRECT AS OF DECEMBER 25th, 2020.

1 App (Sub)
Here he is, the big bad boss at the bottom of the list. And it might be a bit harsh as he…


Let’s play another game of ‘What If…?’

Because I did it last month and one person ‘clapped’ it, making it the most popular article I’ve ever done.

This time though, I’m getting a bit more local and a little further down the pyramid and a scooch back in time and…


Four years gone, and here’s what remains.

Those crossed out are not dead. I repeat, they are not dead. They are out living their best lives somewhere other than WWE, that’s all. …


In the hunt for the finest of the Bond pictures, I must take notes during my viewing. Here are my notes for the all of the case studies, from Dr. No to Spectre.

For a little over two years I have been on this hunt, and soon, it will be…


I was walking my dog the day after Norm died and I called my mate to tell her a load of his jokes. The moth one was in there, and so was the youthful porpoise one. …


Last season, I was on flames.
But I still got a few a bit off — there were still some sides evading me. This season, I’m back, and I’m going for better.

There’s something in the air in the WSL, there’s a changing tide, there’s somet special gonna happen, I…


It was poor form. That’s what it always is.

But let’s take a page out of Marvel’s book and play a spirited game of ‘What If…?
I put forth that it was not just poor form, ’twas lack of VAR intervention that downed The Cherries.

The date: 17th June.
The Year…


Half a decade has passed. Half a decade since all the thrills, chills, twists, and turns of the Cruiserweight Classic. One of the finest pieces of television little old me has had the pleasure of witnessing.

It’s a shame we ain’t seen another one, but it does make me appreciate…


In the hunt for the finest of the Bond pictures, I must take notes during my viewing. Here are my notes for the twenty-fifth of these case studies; Never Say Never Again.

The results will be posted heeeeeeere.

Never Say Never Again spoilers ahead.

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No roar, just… Orion


The gateway to the Football League is re-opening, and though it’s pretty feckin’ squeaky and doesn’t really like letting folk have the opportunity to pass through it when it’s super feckin’ hard to get through it anyways — it’s back with a feckin’ bang.

Last year, I had a wee…

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