The Premier League’s Greatest Players From EVERYWHERE

What a net the Premier League casts, eh? Almost global. Well not almost, but they’re over halfway there.

115 FIFA-recognised (come on, Greenland) nations have graced England’s top flight, some with only one representative (ahem), and some with a whole heapin’ fuck-tonne.
England has a whole heapin’ fuck-tonne, obvs.

So these players coming up have the award of the best in show from their respective nations. For the English, it’s a monumental tussle to oust 1610 others, while the two Belorussians duke it out in a more solemn affair.

4321 players have satisfyingly breached the Prem (as of 26/01/21), and these 115 can go home and be raised high on the shoulders of their countrymen.

These are the Premier League’s greatest players from everywhere.

FIFA Rankings from December 2020.

ALBANIA

FIFA Ranking: 66
Lorik Cana — 2009–2010 — Sunderland
He’s only got one for competition, but it was a first round KO.
I just remember him powering about the pitch like a feckin supermodel and he got away with it ‘cos he blended right in with the physicality of the game. He’d have had a top career in the Prem, but family comes first, and that’s what fueled his move away after just one season.
A good one though.

ALGERIA

FIFA Ranking: 31
Riyad Mahrez — 2014-present — Leicester City, Manchester City
I mean, yeah.
PFA Player of the Year, multi-time title winner, ’twas gonna be no-one else. And he is a touch of class, inn’ee? Leads his country to glory while making the Prem look easy. Could hold this down for a long time.
The only one who comes close is Belhadj ‘cos I remember him being a real dynamo.

Honourable Mention: Nadir Belhadj

ANGOLA

FIFA Ranking: 125
Manucho — 2008–2009 — Manchester United, Hull City
No competition here. Just a handful of appearances and a coupla goals to top, so go for it, Angola.
For now though, Manucho is King.
Why not check him out in my Army of One article where I talk about nations with only one representative. Oh, how interesting.

ANTIGUA AND BARBUDA

FIFA Ranking: 126
Mikele Leigertwood — 2004–2005, 2006–2007, 2012–2013 — Crystal Palace, Sheffield United, Reading
Popped up for three non-consecutive seasons only being a focal point of the latter. He could make a difference, but there’s definitely space for Antigua and Barbudans to climb the rankings here.

ARGENTINA

FIFA Ranking: 7
Sergio Aguero — 2011-present — Manchester City
Tough shout, but when yer as good as Serge in as short a space of time, ya just gots to have it. Might be on his way out now, but remembering that short time ago when you couldn’t keep him out the team and he was one of the most reliable strikers in the world inspires hope that he’ll get right back to it shortly.

Honourable Mentions: Pablo Zabaleta, Gabriel Heinze, Carlos Tevez, Jonas Gutierrez

ARMENIA

FIFA Ranking: 99
Henrikh Mkhitaryan — 2016–2020 — Manchester United, Arsenal
Might have been misused, but he didna have any competition anyways, he could’ve dropped down dead within a minute and won this. But for the actual reasons, check out my very interesting article on nations with only one Prem rep.

AUSTRALIA

FIFA Ranking: 41
Mark Schwarzer — 1996–1997, 1998–2016 — Middlesbrough, Fulham, Chelsea, Leicester City
Sheer consistency won this one. For the better part of two decades, Marky kept his cool between the sticks and proved to be one of the most reliable in the land. Something that the lads at the top of this list have in common.

Honourable Mentions: Tim Cahill, Mark Viduka, Lucas Neill, Brett Emerton

AUSTRIA

FIFA Ranking: 23
Paul Scharner — 2005–2012, 2013 — Wigan Athletic, West Brom
This was a toughie ‘cos they were all kinda on the same keel and had different pros and cons. Arnautovic was a talented player but could be a bit of a diva, Fuchs won a title and had the passion but was prone to an error, and Pogatetz was consistent in a team of lesser renown in the top flight.
So I went with Scharner because he played a smart game and became a cult hero for The Latics. And he came back on loan just in time to win an FA Cup.

Honourable Mentions: Marko Arnautovic, Christian Fuchs, Emanuel Pogatetz

BARBADOS

FIFA Ranking: 162
Emmerson Boyce — 2004–2005, 2006–2013 — Crystal Palace, Wigan Athletic
Way out in front here. Always had his head in the game, and he needed to for the clubs he played for. A feckin’ stalwart for Wigan, Barbados can be proud to have a rep like Boycey as their best in show.

BELARUS

FIFA Ranking: 88
Alexander Hleb — 2005–2008, 2010–2011 — Arsenal, Birmingham City
It wasn’t gonna be Sergei Kornilenko, was it?
Played a good role at Arsenal, and would then beat ’em for a League Cup with Birmingham, but may have left the game too early to have a sound lasting impression. Stands out for his country though.

BELGIUM

FIFA Ranking: 1
Vincent Kompany — 2008–2019 — Manchester City
Could easy change in the coming seasons. Or even in the coming months. For commitment, talent, and passion however, it goes to my man, Vincent. A born-leader as well as a born-rock, there aren’t many who were born to be centre-backs, but he came out the womb telling his parents to get into position.

Honourable Mentions: Kevin de Bruyne, Eden Hazard, Toby Alderweireld, Romelu Lukaku, Jan Vertonghen

BENIN

FIFA Ranking: 83
Stéphane Sessègnon — 2010–2016 — Sunderland, West Brom
Turned up at tricky times for his sides and made them better. He was counter-tricky. The trick you send down the plughole to get the other trick out. Though he didna always turn up, he could be relied on more often than not, and any poor form came from issues with creativity, not heart.

BERMUDA

FIFA Ranking: 169
Shaun Goater — 2000–2001, 2002–2003 — Manchester City
Might have hit his heights at lower divisions for The Citizens, but he still brought some of that gold up to show the wider world. Might legitimately have a claim as Man City’s best ever striker.

BOLIVIA

FIFA Ranking: 79
Marcelo Martins Moreno — 2010 — Wigan Athletic
This was the choice between the shit and the turd. Saying nowt about their talents; it’s just the league didna give ’em the minutes. Triple-M got a few more apps and even a few starts, so he takes it, but you’ll struggle to find highlight packages for these lads.

Honourable Mention: Jaime Moreno

BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA

FIFA Ranking: 55
Asmir Begović — 2005–2020 — Portsmouth, Stoke City, Chelsea, Bournemouth
Another tough one ‘cos Edin’s time in Manchester goes a bit underappreciated, but Asmir’s time in general does at the moment n’all. Started brightly at Portsmouth before abandoning ship and having a helluva cruise at Stoke. His time with The Blues and The Cherries was a bit choppy, but he still proved himself a reliable goalie, and he could well be back sooner rather than later.

Honourable Mention: Edin Džeko

BRAZIL

FIFA Ranking: 3
Ederson — 2017-present — Manchester City
You got a few lads who could be in with a shout, and if they were up here instead, there’d be no issue. But when you’ve got a guy who’s laying out a new subgenre for the position, in that they’re essentially an 11th outfield player while staying in their box, you gots to. You just gots to.

Honourable Mentions: Fernandinho, Philippe Coutinho, Roberto Firmino, Ramires

BULGARIA

FIFA Ranking: 68
Dimitar Berbatov — 2006–2014 — Tottenham Hotspur, Manchester United, Fulham
Lazy? Nah, mate. Just knew when to move fast. Sparks don’t have to fly if the fire still gets made, and while he might have been easy to catch, so is a cold, and that’ll do ya just like Dimi did.

Honourable Mentions: Stiliyan Petrov, Radostin Kishishev, Martin Petrov

BURKINA FASO

FIFA Ranking: 58
Bertrand Traoré — 2014–2017, 2020-present — Chelsea, Aston Villa
He’s back now and ready to make more of a name for himself up top, and he’s gaan the right way about it for The Villans. Even if he didn’t come back though, he’d still be here, ‘cos he’s the only lad from Burkina Faso the Prem ever did see.
There’s a few who could’ve easy made their way over, but he’s it for now, as detailed in this extremely-readable article about those nations with one Prem rep.

BURUNDI

FIFA Ranking: 138
Saido Berahino — 2011–2018 — West Brom, Stoke City
He was good once, remember?
But that’s not fair, is it? The pressures that come with the position, the age at which you’re expected to perform — it’s quite a vile little cocktail once you see the ingredients, I’m sure. What millions of us wouldn’t give for one swell season at the highest level of the game, eh? And Saido did just that and then some.
Who’s to say? He might come back yet.

CAMEROON

FIFA Ranking: 50
Benoît Assou-Ekotto — 2006–2013 — Tottenham Hotspur
The pornstar gets in ahead of some big names here, but he got lubed up and slipped into his team far more than any of the other names ever had, and that was inducive to some real quality performances. Intrepid wing work was partnered by brave speed and complicated pride, and at the time, that resulted in a real standout player.

Honourable Mentions: Alex Song, Geremi, Joel Matip, Samuel Eto’o

CANADA

FIFA Ranking: 72
Craig Forrest — 1992–1995, 1997–2002 — Ipswich Town, Chelsea, West Ham United
Plenty of cracker Canadians about, but they rarely hover around the Prem, here’s to changing that.
Being the first Canadian to grace the Prem might be balanced out by being the first goalie to concede nine goals in one game, but that don’t stunt his presence for Ipswich being a big reason for their stint in the top flight.

Honourable Mentions: Junior Hoilett, Paul Stalteri

CAPE VERDE

FIFA Ranking: 81
Pelé — 2008–2009 — West Brom
It’s Pelé. Of course he’s the best in show for his country.
But I thought he was Brazilian…?

Honourable Mention: Cabral

CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC

FIFA Ranking: 114
Frédéric Nimani — 2010 — Burnley
He was certainly in the Prem.
Though maybe didn’t inspire scouts to search Central African Republic anymore. Or maybe they just didna do a thorough job?
With no other compatriots he makes it in. And he also makes this lovely article.

CHILE

FIFA Ranking: 17
Alexis Sánchez — 2014–2020 — Arsenal, Manchester United
Another one we might not remember fondly right now, but he was a real dynamo for The Gunners, no matter how big a fan I am of Beausejour. Will go down as one of the worst signings for The Red Devils, but was prime at a vital time in North London.

Honourable Mention: Jean Beausejour

CHINA PR

FIFA Ranking: 75
Sun Jihai — 2002–2008 — Manchester City
If the Everton lad wasn’t stiffed when he signed permanently it might have been a different story, but Sun Jihai grabbed his opportunity and ran with it, holding down a position with some consistency for a City team that was anything but.
Did a job and deserves a bit more credit I reckon. Good on ya, Sun.

Honourable Mention: Li Tie

COLOMBIA

FIFA Ranking: 15
Juan Pablo Ángel — 2001–2007 — Aston Villa
There’ll be lads pushing him soon enough, but for now, I’m gonna let The Angel enjoy hissel. Popped up with some cheeky goals when Villa needed a man up top, and though he wasn’t the consistent long-term solution, he came closer than a few others.

Honourable Mentions: Davinson Sanchez, Yerry Mina, Hugo Rodallega, Faustino Asprilla

CONGO

FIFA Ranking: 91
Christopher Samba — 2007–2012, 2013 — Blackburn Rovers, Queen’s Park Rangers
Might go down as one of the most underrated centre-backs of the Prem. Helped make Blackburn a bigger side and keep ’em there, and if you’d have stuck him in at Chelsea or Man U, he would’ve reaped far more plaudits for what would probably have been less work.
A threat wherever on the pitch, he might be here due to lack of competition, but he’s set the bar real feckin’ high.

COSTA RICA

FIFA Ranking: 51
Paulo Wanchope — 1997–2001, 2002–2004 — Derby County, West Ham United, Manchester City
Love this country. Never been.
BUT THIS GUY HAS, and he came over here to be a real feckin’ legend. Some top goals for clubs that needed it. Mr Wanchope was a constant danger to defences with a dominant style of play that challenged his opponents. God bless ‘im, ‘cos Costa Rica hasn’t seen owt like him in the Prem since.

Honourable Mentions: Bryan Oviedo, Bryan Ruiz

COTE D’IVOIRE

FIFA Ranking: 61
Didier Drogba — 2004–2012, 2014–2015 — Chelsea
Look, I’m all for gaan Yaya or Zaha, but loyalty has to be rewarded, and to go with his century of goals, Didier can have this n’all.
Just venomous for The Blues, they could bring in anyone else, they weren’t gonna be better than Drogba, and he’d score when no-one else would. A real Chelsea-special, a Mourinho-special, but mostly a Drogba-special.

Honourable Mentions: Yaya Touré, Wilfried Zaha, Cheick Tioté, Kolo Touré, Willy Boly, Olivier Tébily

CROATIA

FIFA Ranking: 11
Luka Modrić — 2008–2012 — Tottenham Hotspur
Lotsa bit parts in the English top flight for Croatians, taking on supporting roles or just short ones. Speaking of short, Modrić takes this one. Alright, that was a low blow.
He’s not even that short. And even if he is, he packs a lot in, turning out consistently exceptional performances for Spurs in a time of rebuild for the club. Others might have rocked up with big moments, but Luka’s run was one big moment, and that’s what gets him in here.

Honourable Mentions: Slaven Bilić, Niko Kranjčar, Dejan Lovren, Nikica Jelavić, Vedran Ćorluka

CUBA

FIFA Ranking: 180
Onel Hernández — 2019–2020 — Norwich City
So glad we can trade with Cuba, eh?
Was always gonna have a hard time as a second choice striker for relegation candidates, and it proved thus.
The man loves Argos though.
For more information, consult this handy guide about Onel and others like him.

CURACAO (including Netherlands Antilles)

FIFA Ranking: 76
Leandro Bacuna — 2013–2016, 2018–2019 — Aston Villa, Cardiff City
Outranks the honourable mentions here with plenty more appearances, and has certainly made a difference, seemingly just when he wants to though. Has settled into a new role further back for Cardiff, and has proved he’s still capable of that game-changing play.

Honourable Mentions: Cuco Martina, Kemy Agustien

CYPRUS

FIFA Ranking: 100
Nikodimos Papavasiliou — 1993–1994 — Newcastle United
Obvious when you think about it.
Helluva manager, and prefers being a bit closer to home. So what I’m saying is, Newcastle ain’t enough like Nicosia.

Honourable Mention: Alexis Nicolas

CZECH REPUBLIC

FIFA Ranking: 42
Petr Čech — 2004–2019, 2020-present — Chelsea, Arsenal
Yeah, absolutely. One of, if not the greatest ‘keeper in Premier League history and certainly one of the greatest players regardless of position wasn’t gonna be got by any of his countrymen.
A bona fide legend of the game — you know how good he is, so I ain’t gonna repeat.
NO-BRAINER

Honourable Mentions: Patrik Berger, Ludek Miklosko, Tomas Rosicky

DENMARK

FIFA Ranking: 12
Peter Schmeichel — 1992–1999, 2001–2003 — Manchester United, Aston Villa, Manchester City
His son’s right up his arse (err), but Pete’s holding down the fort for now, with 90’s form that was undeniable, and 00’s form that still made folk look twice. With confidence and swagger aplenty, he could easily hold down this list for the rest of time, but it’ll be a family affair if he’s dethroned.

Honourable Mentions: Kasper Schmeichel, Martin Laursen, Christian Eriksen, Thomas Sørensen, Thomas Gravesen, Daniel Agger

DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO

FIFA Ranking: 60
Youssouf Mulumbu — 2009, 2010–2016 — West Brom, Norwich City
It was gonna take a fair bit to keep the mercurial skills of Bolasie out of this spot, but Mulumbu’s consistency and presence at a time when West Brom were trying to cement their top flight status was paramount. He encapsulated the way The Baggies played and was a key cog in that side that’ll be fondly remembered.

Honourable Mentions: Yannick Bolasie, Arthur Masuaku, Lomana LuaLua

ECUADOR

FIFA Ranking: 56
Luis Antonio Valencia — 2006–2019 — Wigan Athletic, Manchester United
Remember when this fella was brought in as a replacement for Cristiano Ronaldo? Well, he might not have had that attacking prowess, but he was far from a bust for The Red Devils. He settled into a squad that would soon be in turmoil, providing a port in a storm for many of his side’s performances. Laser-focused and terrifyingly consistent, anyone from Ecuador’ll have a tough time following this act.

Honourable Mention: Ulises de la Cruz

EGYPT

FIFA Ranking: 49
Mo Salah — 2014–2016, 2017-present — Chelsea, Liverpool
We’ve had a few in recent years, and another few have had brief, shining moments in the past, but Mo Salah’s star just flies further and shines brighter. Consistency when you’re one of the best in the world is hard to keep up, but when you’re posting 20+ goals in three or four consecutive seasons in the toughest league in the world, Mido kinda pails in comparison.
Amr Zaki had a good larl spell though, didn’t he?

Honourable Mentions: Ahmed Elmohamady, Mo Elneny

ENGLAND

FIFA Ranking: 4
Frank Lampard — 1995–2015 — West Ham United, Chelsea, Manchester City
Feck me, this was a toughie. But he needs a bit of good news right now, dunn’ee?
Course, that’s not the only reason he’s won it. Nah, this geez was the tits when he trotted on to’t green. He just seemed to have a bit of everything about him — consumate leadership, professionalism, applied skill and talent, a reading of the game far and away more advanced than nearly anyone in the country, plus all the fixings. He was the real Sunday Roast of the Prem.

Honourable Mentions: Steven Gerrard, John Terry, Alan Shearer, David Seaman, James Milner, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole, Jermain Defoe, Nigel Martyn, Paul Scholes, Scott Parker, Jamie Vardy, Harry Kane, Robbie Fowler, Steve Bruce, Matt Le Tissier, Paul Robinson, Rio Ferdinand, Jordan Henderson, Jamie Carragher, Leighton Baines, Michael Owen

EQUATORIAL GUINEA

FIFA Ranking: 134
Pedro Obiang — 2015–2019 — West Ham United
Had a few nibblers to contend with, but Pedro’s four-year stint ties him down for now. His 90+ appearances will be reasonably fondly remembered, but he perhaps fell into obscurity when that was all but too common for West Ham players.

ESTONIA

FIFA Ranking: 109
Mart Poom — 1996–2002, 2002–2003, 2005–2007 — Derby County, Sunderland, Arsenal
One or the other here, and Poom’s longevity and brilliant name saw him soar to the title. There are others who could have well had a crack at this crown, but Poom’s bravery and passion would surely hold out against any challenge, just as they did in game.

Honourable Mention: Ragnar Klavan

FAROE ISLANDS

FIFA Ranking: 107
Gunnar Nielsen — 2007–2012 — Blackburn Rovers, Manchester City
About 20 minutes for The Citizens leaves a low bar to clear, but the fact that he set that bar at all in prize enough. Why don’t you go hang out at that bar and meet all the folk who are the sole representatives for their nation in the Prem?

FINLAND

FIFA Ranking: 54
Jussi Jääskeläinen — 1997–1998, 2001–2015 — Bolton Wanderers, West Ham United
Contentious here. Sami was very close, and could have had it on another day, but Jussi’s teams, longevity, and consistency have to get him in here. Maybe the best ‘keeper of all time outside of the ‘Big Six’, he had a command of his area, and a confidence in himself that served his sides excellently for nearly two decades. Let’s hope we see his kin up top soon.

Honourable Mentions: Sami Hyypiä, Antti Niemi, Teemu Tainio

FRANCE

FIFA Ranking: 2
Thierry Henry — 1999–2007, 2012 — Arsenal
Yeah. Yep. Absolutely. Who else? Of course. Obviously. Definitely. Yeah.
‘Nuff said.

Honourable Mentions: Robert Pires, Patrice Evra, Claude Makélélé, David Ginola, Eric Cantona, Steed Malbranque, N’Golo Kante, Hugo Lloris, Patrick Vieira, Bacary Sagna, Charles N’Zogbia, Olivier Giroud, Samir Nasri, Hatem Ben Arfa, Yohan Cabaye, Florent Malouda

GABON

FIFA Ranking: 86
PEA — 2018-present — Arsenal
What a sweet PEA it is. There was a bit of a bar to clear here, some dusty traps set up along the way, but as soon as he scored his first ten, he was chugging. Though occasionally inconsistent, you only need to look at where The Gunners would be without him to get an idea of his importance. And fresh off his first hat trick for them, the best could still be yet to come.

Honourable Mentions: Bruno Ecuele Manga, Daniel Cousin

GAMBIA

FIFA Ranking: 157
Mo Barrow — 2014–2017 — Swansea City
Ol’ rocket heels. Ol’ wheels. Ol’ wheels Barrow.
He was quick.
Didna get the chance to show much else in the Prem though, being shipped out on loan a fair bit. But he makes it regardless due to his status as the only Gambian in the Prem. To meet his friends, click here…

GEORGIA

FIFA Ranking: 89
Temuri Ketsbaia — 1997–2000 — Newcastle United
Probably could’ve got here if the only thing he’d done was kick the shit out of some advertising boards. That aside, he was a stout professional who just wanted to play the game, and he played with all the intensity and heart you can imagine. Gone on to be a decent manager as well, even helming his national side. I do declare.

Honourable Mentions: Zurab Khizanishvili, Georgi Kinkladze

GERMANY

FIFA Ranking: 13
Robert Huth — 2001–2018 — Chelsea, Middlesbrough, Stoke City, Leicester City
This one surprised me a little bit, but when you sit back and look at Germans in the Prem, they might stop by, but generally only for ein urlaub. Robbie, however, made this spot his home and took home a title for his troubles.
Just a feckin’ powerhouse, he could command back-lines with his presence and could turn above-par defences into eagles, see Stoke and Leicester.
The big man don’t get enough credit, but it’s quite hard to deny he ain’t the finest German to ever grace the English top flight.

Honourable Mentions: Michael Ballack, Steffen Freund, Thomas Hitzlsperger, Jurgen Klinsmann, Mesut Ozil, Moritz Volz, Uwe Rosler

GHANA

FIFA Ranking: 52
Michael Essien — 2005–2014 — Chelsea
A lot who didn’t stick around long enough for a shot at this, and then the winner, who stayed at the top long enough to claim it.
Essien was a magnet. For good football and for passion. Here was a guy who looked like he was enjoying his football, and it showed. I remember really getting into football when he was injured, then when he came back, I was transfixed by this seemingly diminutive fella playing a crookedly smooth style of football and banging in missiles from 40 yards.
On his day, he was magic, and even when it wasn’t his day, he still had a few tricks up his sleeve.

Honourable Mentions: Jeffrey Schlupp, Tony Yeboah, Asamoah Gyan, Kevin-Prince Boateng, Sulley Muntari

GIBRALTAR

FIFA Ranking: 195
Danny Higginbotham — 1997–2002, 2003–2005, 2007–2013 — Manchester United, Derby County, Southampton, Sunderland, Stoke City
A fresh nationality if that makes any sense. It does to FIFA.
But this one’s so fresh that it makes Danny the lone Gibber. Albeit retroactively. Of all the loners, he might have the most impressive CV, and you can see the full version right here.

GREECE

FIFA Ranking: 53
Stelios Giannakopoulos — 2003–2008 — Bolton Wanderers
Love this man, and he loves his Prem club. Tried to buy it once, y’know?
So aye, club outside the ‘Big Six’, could easy have faded into obscurity, didna, was a near constant in the top flight for three seasons delivering inspired performances at Bolton’s peak. Really sums up their attitude at the time and the quality of the squad they had, and I cannot put this guy over enough.

Honourable Mentions: Jose Holebas, Sotirios Kyrgiakos

GRENADA

FIFA Ranking: 160
Jason Roberts — 2002–2004, 2005–2012, 2012–2013 — West Brom, Wigan Athletic, Portsmouth, Blackburn Rovers, Reading
Little competition for Mr. Roberts, who proved himself a reliable striker for a long time. The bar has been reasonably set, and though not uncatchable, Roberts’ drive and desire make him a hard fish to hook.

GUINEA

FIFA Ranking: 73
Naby Keita — 2018-present — Liverpool
Had to hop over a Kop-cult-favourite to claim this, but he could well be on his way to that. Not a constant by any means, he can come in and do an important job for Liverpool in the middle of the park. He’s just got that wee gift that makes him a bit special, but Prem players seem too keen to refuse too often.

Honourable Mentions: Titi Camara, Kamil Zayatte

GUINEA-BISSAU

FIFA Ranking: 120
Mesca — 2011–2014 — Fulham
He was the only one, and you know that because you’ve read this. Honestly, anyone from Guinea-Bissau could rock up for a season and they’d probably win this.

GUYANA

FIFA Ranking: 167
Carl Cort — 1996–2004 — Wimbledon, Newcastle United, Wolves
A solid striker for sides that needed one most of the time, bar an excursion on’t Toon. Deadly for Wimbledon, Double-C could be relied upon for big goals, and at one point was one of the most venomous strikers in the top flight. But consistency is always key and that would be his failing — still good enough to get in ahead of his bro though.

Honourable Mention: Leon Cort

HONDURAS

FIFA Ranking: 64
Maynor Figueroa — 2008–2015 — Wigan Athletic, Hull City
All Wigan players. They loved their Hondurans.
Maynor takes it due to consistency though. After their first few seasons up top, Wigan found it increasingly difficult to score goals, and so any defender was gonna be featured more prominently, while those in advanced roles would have an ever-dwindling amount of time to show-off.
So, yes, he gets it because he played further back than his compatriots. But also because of his drive, his fire, his creativity, and his half-pitch lob of Thomas Sørensen.

Honourable Mentions: Roger Espinoza, Hendry Thomas, Wilson Palacios

HUNGARY

FIFA Ranking: 40
Zoltán Gera — 2004–2006, 2008–2014 — West Brom, Fulham
It would take someone special to keep out three great goalies, and that’s exactly what we’ve got.
Gera was a cult figure at West Brom, forever driving, forever pushing, and forever in some kind of good form over two spells. At Fulham, he quickly became a fan favourite for the same reason, nearly pushing ’em all the way to a Europa League victory.
Like an open bottle of coke in the fridge, he got better as time went on, upping his control until he buggered off when the time was right.

Honourable Mentions: Adam Bogdan, Marton Fulop, Gabor Kiraly

ICELAND

FIFA Ranking: 46
Gylfi Sigurdsson — 2012-present — Swansea City, Tottenham Hotspur, Everton
Aye, nearly ten years as creator-in-command’ll get ya this. Seemingly deadly from anywhere in the attacking half with an eye that would make a hawk jealous, he gets ahead of his countrymen here for sheer ease of play and natural ability that might not even be fully recognised yet.

Honourable Mentions: Hermann Hreidarsson, Eidur Gudjohnsen, Gretar Steinsson

IRAN

FIFA Ranking: 29
Ashkan Dejagah — 2012–2014 — Fulham
Tough call, but I remember Dejagah The Dagger being feckin’ merciless for Fulham for a wee bit. Had a bit about him and wasn’t scared about taking a chance. Alireza might yet overtake, but his form for Brighton has been way too inconsistent to get him in yet.

Honourable Mentions: Alireza Jahanbakhsh, Andranik Teymourian

ISRAEL

FIFA Ranking: 87
Yossi Benayoun — 2005–2014 — West Ham United, Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, Queen’s Park Rangers
Every big club wanted a bit of Yossi, and he paid for himself each time, coming in and doing a bang-up job on the pitch before he probably did the dishes as well. You’d see him filling the box to defend the corner and then you’d assume he teleported Nightcrawler-style to join the attack, because I can’t seem to remember him running — like, I can’t picture it…

Honourable Mentions: Tal Ben Haim, Eyal Berkovic

ITALY

FIFA Ranking: 10
Paolo di Canio — 1997–2004 — Sheffield Wednesday, West Ham United, Charlton Athletic
Like Germany, this is a footballing superpower who don’t send many over to England for too long. So it’s only right we have one who made the UK his home for a decent period. Whatever you think about Paolo, he had it, and he used it very well. It could change games, it was unpredictable, it was magic that allowed Paolo to top this list through sheer confidence, majesty, and class.

Honourable Mentions: Gianfranco Zola, Carlo Cudicini, Roberto di Matteo, Davide Santon

JAMAICA

FIFA Ranking: 47
Wes Morgan — 2014–present — Leicester City
There was consistency amongst all four candidates here, but Wes Morgan came about, kept his side in games when they were down, and drove them over the finish line when they were up. Here’s a fella who paid his dues and earned his Premier League medal the long way round, making sure the rest of the top flight knew it. Difference-maker.

Honourable Mentions: Jason Euell, Robbie Earle, Ricardo Gardner

JAPAN

FIFA Ranking: 27
Shinji Okazaki — 2015–2019 — Leicester City
This is tricky, ‘cos everyone on the list has been the same kinda good, so it just goes on who was about the longest really, and that was Okazaki and Yoshida — then it was the fact that one had a title and one didn’t, and that one poured everything they had into every performance and very obviously didn’t hold back.
Saying nowt about Yoshida’s performances; his solidity was an important reason for Southampton cementing their place in the Prem upon their return.

Honourable Mentions: Maya Yoshida, Shinji Kagawa, Junichi Inamoto, Hidetoshi Nakata

KENYA

FIFA Ranking: 104
Victor Wanyama — 2013–2020 — Southampton, Tottenham Hotspur
Wanna know about this lad? I know an informative article that can help you out.

KOSOVO

FIFA Ranking: 117
Florent Hadgergjonaj — 2017–2019 — Huddersfield Town
Now, Bersant Celina did get a Prem assist, but it was in his only top flight appearance, and it was for Man City. Florent on the other hand plucked away pluckily with a forever struggling Terriers side and put in some cracker shifts up and down the wing. He did what he could, and sometimes, it’s not enough for safety, but it’s enough to get you to the top of a list no-one’s gonna see.

LATVIA

FIFA Ranking: 136
Marians Pahars — 1999–2005 — Southampton
Not a mighty bunch by any stretch, but Pahars form up front for The Saints is good enough to top many a list. Wouldn’t mind seeing a few more Latvians step up to attempt it though; git yer scouts out to Riga. Sounds a very Fulham thing to do for some reason…

Honourable Mentions: Kaspars Gorkss, Igors Stepanovs

LIBERIA

FIFA Ranking: 152
George Weah — 2000 — Chelsea, Manchester City
This was a change late in the day, but although Weah made fewer appearances, and put in fewer shifts, his heart and cult status amongst his club’s fans just hold him in higher stead. Harsh on Chris, but it is George Weah.

Honourable Mention: Christopher Wreh

LITHUANIA

FIFA Ranking: 129
Tomas Danilevičius — 2000–2001 — Arsenal
This title is right there for the taking really. Tomas beat out a lad with like twenty minutes Prem-time to his name, and he himself only has two games. Well done Tom, you’ve taken this by being slightly more present and somehow still not really present.

Honourable Mention: Giedrius Arlauskis

MALI

FIFA Ranking: 57
Frédéric Kanouté — 2000–2005 — West Ham United, Tottenham Hotspur
Still time for it to be taken with Yves around, but Freddy K had a baller time in the Prem, he just looked the stuff really. No-brainer right now, but the grasp grows ever more tenuous…

Honourable Mentions: Mohamed Sissoko, Yves Bissouma

MALTA

FIFA Ranking: 176
Dylan Kerr — 1992–1993 — Leeds United
He was here at the very start, and then we’ve not seen hide nor hair of Malta since. Though Dylan has popped up in a remarkable article detailing sole reps of Prem nations.
Where’s Michael Mifsud when you need him most?

MEXICO

FIFA Ranking: 9
Javier Hernandez — 2010–2015, 2017–2019 — Manchester United, West Ham United
A surprisingly small list to choose from; I thought Mexico would be ripe for the picking, but with only Raul of Wolves even competing at the moment, it’s a relaxed cross of the finish line for the Little Pea. Always a danger in the box (if nowhere else), Javier made a name as a player who was in the right place at the right time, and sometimes, that’s all ya need.

Honourable Mention: Raul Jimenez

MONTENEGRO

FIFA Ranking: 63
Stevan Jovetic — 2013–2016 — Manchester City
No-one knocked about long enough really, and if they did, they weren’t given the time. Jovetic looked a bit money, but maybe it was a 50p coin. He’d score because, well, he was playing for Man City, but he offered little else going forward. If Savic had stuck with City, he’d be up here now, but if ifs and buts were candies and nuts, we’d all have some sweet testicles right now.

Honourable Mentions: Stevan Savic, Simon Vukcevic

MONTSERRAT

FIFA Ranking: 183
Ruel Fox — 1992–2000 — Norwich City, Newcastle United, Tottenham Hotspur
No-one else comes close to this legend. Cool name, cool style, just a boss. And although we’re now getting into an age where more and more players are discovering and utilising their heritage in the game, Ruel still leaves a helluva marker.

MOROCCO

FIFA Ranking: 35
Mustapha Hadji — 1999–2004 — Coventry City, Aston Villa
Yeah, Adel had dem skills, yeah? But did you see Hadji? Did you ever really look? He looked like a god and he had the ability to play like one as well. Them flowing locks and a boot like a feckin’ tank being pushed down a hill by Zeus himself; this guy goes on the underrated gems list.

Honourable Mentions: Adel Taarabt, Roman Saiss

NETHERLANDS

FIFA Ranking: 14
Virgil van Dijk — 2015-present — Southampton, Liverpool
NOW HEAR ME OUT
Of all the players called out here for The Netherlands, who has bossed their position and made opposition players, even occasionally, look like children? Maybe the top four, but who has been game-changing and driven their side on to new heights? Top three probs. Who has…
Look, I’m out of splitters, but it’s Virgil because it just is. Maybe there’s a bit of recency bias, or the way he was the key piece in the puzzle for Liverpool going all the way in the Champions League and the Prem, but it just is VVD, and if it isn’t (which it is), it will be very soon.

Honourable Mentions: Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, Dennis Bergkamp, Robin van Persie, Edwin van der Sar, Jaap Stam, Ken Monkou, Bolo Zenden, Tim Krul, Ruud van Nistelrooy

NEW ZEALAND

FIFA Ranking: 118
Winston Reid — 2010-present — West Ham United
Billed as a shocking, surprising signing for The Hammers after the 2010 World Cup, it was maybe me and the nation of New Zealand that was hyped about Winny Reid rocking up in the UK. Sure, in the back of my head I had him packed up and shipped back within a season or two, but the stuff he’s gone on the accomplish has been fantastic. A lad that wears his heart on his sleeve and throws everything he has at every single thing on the pitch, he might get some stick, but you won’t find it here.

Honourable Mentions: Ryan Nelsen, Chris Wood

NIGERIA

FIFA Ranking: 35
Jay-Jay Okocha — 2002–2006 — Bolton Wanderers
You’ll find very few folk who wouldn’t have Jay-Jay here sentimentally. But that’s not all he would be. You ask those same people to back up their choice and they can pick from thousands of YouTube clipshows dedicated to just his tricks on the ball. Delve a wee bit deeper and you’ll find his prowess with passing and moving, and his overall dictation of a game — and there’s a top-top player-player called Jay-Jay.

Honourable Mentions: Efan Ekoku, Victor Moses, Nwankwo Kanu, Yakubu, Wilfried Ndidi, John Obi Mikel, Joseph Yobo

NORTHERN IRELAND

FIFA Ranking: 45
Chris Brunt — 2008–2009, 2010–2018 — West Brom
He was always about, wasn’t he? Y’ever just get that feeling when yer watching a Brom game that the ball would be cleared from the goal they were attacking, and then Brunt would just wander up and volley it into the back of the net out of nowhere. Now, I don’t think he ever did that, but it don’t stop my nightmares about it. He had a wand of a foot, and a fair loyalty to him as well as a cracker work ethic — love the man.

Honourable Mentions: Jonny Evans, Steven Davis, Aaron Hughes, Neil Lennon

NORTH MACEDONIA (including F.Y.R. Macedonia)

FIFA Ranking: 65
Ezgjan Alioski — 2020-present — Leeds United
Here we have the most recent example of clearing a low bar. Alioski swanned in and just plucked the title out from under everyone’s noses. I don’t even know who I would’ve given this to otherwise. Gjanni could’ve played five minutes and had a good shout. But he’s played about 1000 minutes and had a tremendous shout.

NORWAY

FIFA Ranking: 44
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer — 1996–2007 — Manchester United
This nations has a stacked list of reps in the top flight — was not expecting it ’til I went through. Pedersen was banging from the dead ball, Berg has a medal, Hangeland was just a final boss, and Riise was the first and third, but Ole was the original super sub for the current class. Always reliable off the bench, he scored so many important goals at what will definitely go down as The Red Devil’s golden age.
An underrated reading of the game during his playing career has seen him transfer his skills to management, and we never heard from him again.

Honourable Mentions: John Arne Riise, Brede Hangeland, Henning Berg, Morten Gamst Pedersen, Joshua King, Claus Lundekvam

OMAN

FIFA Ranking: 82
Ali Al-Habsi — 2005–2013 — Bolton Wanderers, Wigan Athletic
Absolutely love this geez. If everyone from Oman is this spectacular, I’ll start giving their league a watch. Or your entire country could make it easier for this one terrible person and ship ’em over here.
Sorry, if you wanted to here about Al-Habsi and not my desire for the football league of Oman, then you should have read this article.

PAKISTAN

FIFA Ranking: 200
Zesh Rehman — 2003–2006 — Fulham
The lone Pakistani takes his title, but if it was up to him, there’d be plenty more about. Keep on truckin’, Zesh. He got into this list as well, so props, mate.

PARAGUAY

FIFA Ranking: 34
Roque Santa Cruz — 2007–2011 — Blackburn Rovers, Manchester City
Two players are on the up and coming for Roque, but for now his form for Blackburn holds out, his danger-man mentality delivering at a time when Blackburn were on the rise. Might have stunted himself with a move to Man City, but he was good enough for the move in the first place.
It’s there for the taking, lads…

Honourable Mentions: Miguel Almiron, Fabian Balbuena

PERU

FIFA Ranking: 25
Nolberto Solano — 1998–2008 — Newcastle United, Aston Villa, West Ham United
Nobby! Seems a likable chap, doesn’t he? So much so, that none of his countrymen really wanna step up and challenge him. Any other Peruvian who has stopped by in the Prem has probably gone and had a chat with Nobby and realised that they don’t have the heart to take this away from him, so with him it shall stay. And he earned it over them ten years, with plenty of bangers left behind to remember him by.

PHILIPPINES

FIFA Ranking: 124
Neil Etheridge — 2008–2014, 2018–2019 — Fulham, Cardiff City
A solo Filipino who gets a big shout out in a different article, right here. Not lonely when it comes to shout-outs, eh?

POLAND

FIFA Ranking: 19
Lukasz Fabianski — 2007-present — Arsenal, Swansea City, West Ham United
Bednarek might start to move the array of goalies soon, but for sheer longevity and overcoming a hellish bout of second-keeper-syndrome, Lukasz takes it for me. Left Arsenal to pursue first-team football and has since shone for The Swans and The Hammers being one of the most reliable custodeans about.

Honourable Mentions: Jerzy Dudek, Wojciech Szczesny, Jan Bednarek

PORTUGAL

FIFA Ranking: 5
Cristiano Ronaldo — 2003–2009 — Manchester United
Yeah, whatever. Bruno could easy take it off him in a season or two.

Honourable Mentions: Ricardo Carvalho, Bruno Fernandes, Nani, Bernardo Silva

REPUBLIC OF IRELAND

FIFA Ranking: 42
Robbie Keane — 1999–2000, 2000–2011, 2012 — Coventry City, Leeds United, Tottenham Hotspur, Liverpool, West Ham United, Aston Villa
A strike-rate that would make Casanova jealous, and a celebration that makes everybody feel better about their athletic prowess. Just squeaks in front of Shay Given here, just. They were very rare occasions when Robbie Keane wasn’t reliable in front of goal, and I bet he could still bang in a few today if he was given the chance.

Honourable Mentions: Shay Given, Damien Duff, Seamus Coleman, Roy Keane, Lee Carsley, Gary Kelly, Richard Dunne, John O’Shea, Steve Finnan, Ciaran Clark, Ian Harte, Robbie Brady, Jon Walters, Stephen Ireland

ROMANIA

FIFA Ranking: 37
Dan Petrescu — 1994–2002 — Sheffield Wednesday, Chelsea, Bradford City, Southampton
Did a bit of an underrate job for the better part of a decade, with his best bits coming for Chelsea, where he was a reliable and passionate option that would merit inclusion more often than not even if not bought in as a constant starting option.
It seems like Romania’s job to be underrated as many who could’ve made this list weren’t given the minutes, and the lone honourable mention Pantilimon WOULD HAVE SAVED BEN WATSON’S HEADER IN THE FA CUP FINAL. I’ll never not say it. He played in every other game, was promised a start in the final, and he wasn’t given it. His height would have stopped the header, I’m tellin’ ya.

Honourable Mention: Costel Pantilimon

RUSSIA

FIFA Ranking: 39
Andrey Arshavin — 2009–2013 — Arsenal
I dunn’t really know what this means, but this is a lad the streets will remember. Turned it, and everyone else, on when he arrived, and was always good for a screamer. Just made it look a bit easy, didn’t he? A comparitively short spell had a lot squeezed in, and he’ll be gaan doon in history for the league I reckon, ‘cos someone’ll have to have a big impact to overtake.

Honourable Mentions: Andrei Kanchelskis, Roman Pavlyuchenko, Diniyar Bilyaletdinov, Alexey Smertin, Yuri Zhirkov

SAINT KITTS AND NEVIS

FIFA Ranking: 140
Bobby Bowry — 1992–1993, 1994–1995 — Crystal Palace
A solid half-century of appearances hold Bowry in good stead to hold onto this sport for three decades, unless Romaine Sawyers can single-handedly save West Brom this season. He can be proud of his footballing son and singing daughter, but save a bit of pride for yourself n’all their Bobby. Solid.

Honourable Mention: Romaine Sawyers

SCOTLAND

FIFA Ranking: 48
Andy Robertson — 2014–2015, 2016-present — Hull City, Liverpool
Another one that might seem like recency bias, but when you look at how impressive he was for a struggling Hull, and how consistently impressive he’s been on the run to a title, few can touch him. And like van Dijk, if he wasn’t at the top just yet, he certainly will be in a few seasons, if not a few games.

Honourable Mentions: Dominic Matteo, Colin Hendry, Gary McAllister, David Weir, Christian Dailly, Duncan Ferguson, Kevin Gallacher, Don Hutchison

SENEGAL

FIFA Ranking: 20
Sadio Mané — 2014-present — Southampton, Liverpool
Just the most impressive player from Senegal. Yeah, that’s what this list is so I should give you some explanation, but if there was one word for Sadio, it would be impressive. A real impressive force who could probably will the ball into the back of the net it’s that strong.
A striker that a lot of midfielders wanna play with n’all, ‘cos his brains for a run and receive is second to none most of the time.

Honourable Mentions: Demba Ba, Papa Bouba Diop, Papiss Cisse, Mo Diame, Idrissa Gana Gueye, Abdoulaye Faye, Aliou Cisse

SERBIA (including Yugoslavia/Serbia and Montenegro)

FIFA Ranking: 30
Nemanja Vidić — 2006–2014 — Manchester United
Hated him. A brick shithouse who was a key component in a side you wanted to see lose all the time, but ended up winning all the time. No-nonsense, gritty, powerful, commanding, and willing to throw himself in where few would dare. It was hard to top this past Branislav, but annoyingly, Nemanja managed to hit the peak, again.

Honourable Mentions: Branislav Ivanovic, Aleksandar Kolarov, Nemanja Matic, Luka Milovojevic

SEYCHELLES

FIFA Ranking: 202
Kevin Betsy — 2001–2002 — Fulham
Just a few minutes from Kevin leave this one very much up for grabs, and would you like to see which other nation’s top-spot might also be? Then click here…

SIERRA LEONE

FIFA Ranking: 116
Al Bangura — 2006–2007 — Watford
The three are all kinda in the same boat in terms of impact, but Al had raw skill and honable ability when he was with Watford, so he nabs it.
Gets a break for being put through a joke a deportation case as well.

Honourable Mentions: Albert Jarrett, Kei Kamara

SLOVAKIA

FIFA Ranking: 33
Martin Dúbravka — 2018-present — Newcastle United
Tight one here, but Martin has stepped up and been vital for Newcastle since he arrived three years ago, constantly posting staggering numbers for a fella in his position pitch-wise and club-wise. Cat-like reflexes and speedy distribution have been a bright spot of a cloudy spell for The Toon Army.

Honourable Mentions: Martin Skrtel, Marek Cech

SLOVENIA

FIFA Ranking: 62
Robert Koren — 2008–2009, 2013–2014 — West Brom, Hull City
I thought there’d be a bit more competition, but the man who arrived with flowing locks and left looking like he’d founded the Slovenian Facebook takes this one by a country mile. A swell reading of attacking phases as well as a sweet pair of feet see him holding out atop this nation’s Prem peak.

SOUTH AFRICA

FIFA Ranking: 71
Lucas Radebe — 1994–2004 — Leeds United
It’ll take a lot to take this guy off the top spot.
Top spot for a top bloke, and I won’t have anybody tell me any different. A passionate defender who played for the badge and the fans and wouldn’t think once about not giving his all deserves all the plaudits he can get. So give ’em all.

Honourable Mentions: Steven Pienaar, Mark Fish, Benni McCarthy, Aaron Mokoena

SOUTH KOREA

FIFA Ranking: 38
Son Heung-min — 2015-present — Tottenham Hotspur
Hey, Sir Alex, Park Ji-sing wasn’t all that. He was pretty good, but Ki showed his class, Lee Chung-yong could hit a few pearlers and was part of that cracker Bolton side, but… Oh yeah… Here comes the Son.
There’s no doubt really is there? At times he shines brighter than the actual sun, and after half a decade, he’s already achieved legend status with a bit of North London and an entire country.

Honourable Mentions: Ki Sung-yeung, Park Ji-sung, Lee Chung-yong, Lee Young-pyo

SPAIN

FIFA Ranking: 6
Cesc Fabregas — 2003–2011, 2014–2019 — Arsenal, Chelsea
These superpowers don’t like rocking up for too long, do they? Germany and Italy might not anyways, but Spain occasionally do. And when these Spaniards hit, they stay hit. Some might pop up for a season and take a few naff swings, but when they connect, boy howdy.
No better example of this than Cesc. Any of those honourable mentions could push him, but Cesc drove a dropping off Arsenal side to top-four finishes and commanded a Chelsea side to another title, seemingly with all the effort it takes me to peel an orange (which I can do with only midly sweating).

Honourable Mentions: Xabi Alonso, Cesar Azpilicueta, David de Gea, David Silva, Fernando Torres, Juan Mata, Nacho Monreal, Pepe Reina

SWEDEN

FIFA Ranking: 20
Olof Mellberg — 2001–2008 — Aston Villa
One of my first favourite players, but I think that was just his sweet beard and piercing gaze. With my eyes glued to him, it was easy to tell how good he was, commanding his area like Michael Flatley commanding a dance in a river. It says a lot that there was folk in tears when he left, and it’s ‘cos they knew they were losing not only a good Swede, but the best Swede.

Honourable Mentions: Sebastian Larsson, Freddie Ljunberg, Jonas Olsson, Anders Svensson, Zlatan Ibrahimovic

SWITZERLAND

FIFA Ranking: 16
Stephane Henchoz — 1997–2004, 2005–2008 — Blackburn Rovers, Liverpool, Wigan Athletic
Did not think Stephane Henchoz would take this one home. If any of the honourable mentions could get more minutes or achieve more consistency, it might be a different story, but… Like… Henchoz was a bit of a boss early doors, like. Wall with Blackburn and Liverpool, showed occasional wall-like qualities with Wigan, he might be one of the underrated gems, like. But at the same time, if a Swiss fella wants to take a run at this, you might just get it.

Honourable Mentions: Fabian Schar, Xherdan Shaqiri, Granit Xhaka

TANZANIA

FIFA Ranking: 135
Mbwana Samatta — 2020-present — Aston Villa
The most recent addition to the ever-burgeoning flag of reps, he looked big and burly then got shipped out on loan. I reckon he could fit back into this Villa side though, so look out for him next season, and look out for him in THIS AMAZING ARTICLE ABOUT NATIONS WITH ONLY ONE REP IN THE TOP FLIGHT OF ENGLAND!

TOGO

FIFA Ranking: 128
Emmanuel Adebayor — 2006–2016 — Arsenal, Manchester City, Tottenham Hotspur, Crystal Palace
Ten years of being a great striker.
Right?
I mean, like, he scored goals. As long as a striker does that, many a manager would be happy, I’m sure. And many a fan. He has moments to him, more than one good season…
But then he’ll make weird decisions or just turn up and do something wacky…
…
Is Adebayor the Nicolas Cage of Premier League strikers?

TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO

FIFA Ranking: 103
Shaka Hislop — 1995–2002, 2003–2006 — Newcastle United, West Ham United, Portsmouth
Underrated here, just not by fans of his teams, who know just how good he is. He knew where he wanted to go, had a brilliant sense of self-worth and how good he was, and this translated into a cracker reading of the game and excellent decision-making. A proper Mr. Reliable.

Honourable Mentions: Dwight Yorke, Jlloyd Samuel, Kenwyne Jones

TUNISIA

FIFA Ranking: 26
Radhi Jaidi — 2004–2006, 2007–2008 — Bolton Wanderers, Birmingham City
Powerhouse.
Threatening.
Calculated.
Gatekeeper.
Bouncer.
Just a few words you could use to describe this behemoth. It’s a shame his spell with Southampton never extended to the Prem, ‘cos that would’ve made this a no-brainer, but he’ll have to settle with likely being the best Tunisian to play in the Championship and League One as well.

Honourable Mentions: Wahbi Khazri, Mehdi Nafti

TURKEY

FIFA Ranking: 32
Tugay — 2001–2009 — Blackburn Rovers
There ain’t a tonne from Turkey I’d commend for their time in the Prem, but these four turned it on for us. And while Caglar might be on his way for the crown, Tugay was a cult star for Blackburn and his speciality was literally the greatest volleys of all time. Everyone wants that guy in their side, don’t even lie.

Honourable Mentions: Muzzy Izzet, Caglar Soyuncu, Tuncay

UKRAINE

FIFA Ranking: 24
Oleh Luzhny — 1999–2004 — Arsenal, Wolves
I thought there’d be more. Again, a title that might be soon passed on, but for right now, the underrated Oleh Luzhny takes it for his commanding displays for The Gunners. Rarely a first choice; when he was called upon, he would deliver with aplomb and aided Arsenal to a nice bit of silverware.

Honourable Mention: Oleksandr Zinchenko

USA

FIFA Ranking: 22
Brad Friedel — 1997–2000, 2001–2014 — Liverpool, Blackburn Rovers, Aston Villa, Tottenham Hotspur
This call would split the judges, but Friedel’s control and command for nearly two decades sees him ahead of his compatriots here. Might literally get a nod for the most reliable player in the Prem regardless of position, with a necessary athleticism and an area bossing that sets the tone for the Americans dominating the position.
Also, the hairstyles get more plentiful the further you get through the honourable mentions.

Honourable Mentions: Clint Dempsey, Tim Howard, Kasey Keller, Brian McBride, Carlos Bocanegra, Claudio Reyna, Stuart Holden

URUGUAY

FIFA Ranking: 8
Luis Suarez — 2011–2014 — Liverpool
Gus was great, Gaston was good, Suarez was Superman.
He was always switched on, he was hungry for goals, and he saw an opportunity to dine from near enough anywhere on the pitch. With Suarez in the side, it’s the closest they came pre-Klopp to a title.

Honourable Mentions: Gus Poyet, Gaston Ramirez

VENEZUELA

FIFA Ranking: 28
Salomón Rondón — 2015–2019 — West Brom, Newcastle United
Just a nice bloke by most accounts. He rocked up with a job to do and like a pro, he got on with it, didn’t let the pressure get to him and endeared himself urgently to two sets of fans along the way. I bet they’d both love him back and there’s probably a few other clubs who’d welcome him in n’all.

WALES

FIFA Ranking: 18
Gary Speed — 1992–2008 — Leeds United, Everton, Newcastle United, Bolton Wanderers
For me, there were few better in the game. Just my kind of player, an anchor in the middle of the park when you needed it, a goalscorer when you needed one, a leader from the moment he stepped on any pitch. He left his mark on this game and it’s grander than any of us can see.

Honourable Mentions: Mark Hughes, Mark Crossley, Craig Bellamy, Ryan Giggs, Gareth Bale, Neville Southall, John Hartson

ZAMBIA

FIFA Ranking: 90
Emmanuel Mayuka — 2012–2015 — Southampton
They all needed a bit more time, but they weren’t ever gonna be given it, seemingly. Thought there might have been a prime time after Zambia’s success in AFCON, the likes of Chris Katongo et al, but Manny Mayuka was the only one who made it over, and he didn’t set the world on fire, sadly. Did enough to reach the top here, even if ‘enough’ was just appearing more than ten times.
More than most of us though.

Honourable Mentions: Neil Gregory, Collins Mbesuma

ZIMBABWE

FIFA Ranking: 108
Peter Ndlovu — 1992–1997 — Coventry City
One of the main reasons Coventry endured the first few seasons of the Premier League, forming a solid spine for The Sky Blues in the division’s formative years. Peter might have petered out like the rest of the team, but his legacy is secured, no matter how hard Benjani tried to nab it from him. Marvelous has a chance though… Wouldn’t that be a story.
And while the bets might have been on Brucey, his best years came before the formation of the Premiership, so you’d have had good odds on Ndlovu.

Honourable Mentions: Bruce Grobbelaar, Benjani, Marvelous Nakamba

There y’are.

So that’s 115 of 210 FIFA-recognised nations. That means 95 nations still haven’t made it to the Prem.
Or maybe they just don’t wanna go.

There’s probably more (those unrecognised by FIFA) but would you like to know who those 95 nations with no Prem minutes are?

You would?

Then listen up.

We’ve got Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, El Salvador, United Arab Emirates, Syria, Panama, Uganda, Haiti, Uzbekistan, Lebanon, Vietnam, Madagascar, Jordan, Kyrgyzstan, Bahrain, Luxembourg, Mauritania, Palestine, India, Mozambique, Azerbaijan, Thailand, Libya, Niger, North Korea, Namibia, Tajikistan, Kazakhstan, Malawi, Sudan, Comoros, Guatemala, Turkmenistan, Rwanda, Myanmar, Chinese Taipei, Suriname, Solomon Islands, Lesotho, Hong Kong, Yemen, Botswana, Ethiopia, Kuwait, Nicaragua, Afghanistan, Andorra, Malaysia, Eswatini, Maldives, New Caledonia, Singapore, Dominican Republic, Tahiti, South Sudan, Fiji, Vanuatu, Papua New Guinea, St. Vincent and the Grenadines, Belize, Nepal, Mauritius, Cambodia, Indonesia, St. Lucia, Moldova, Chad, Puerto Rico, Liechtenstein, Macau, Djibouti, Dominica, Bangladesh, São Tomé and Príncipe, Laos, Bhutan, Mongolia, Brunei, American Samoa, Cayman Islands, Samoa, Bahamas, Somalia, Timor-Leste, Guam, Aruba, Tonga, Turks and Caicos Islands, Eritrea, Sri Lanka, US Virgin Islands, British Virgin Islands, Anguilla, and San Marino.

Some of ’em are closer to representation than others.

Mebbie I’ll do an article on each of these lot’s best player.
Or somet like the closest of their folks to reach the Prem.

Mebbie.

Only 7, that’s seven out of fifty-five UEFA nations are unrepresented, nineteen of thirty-five North American and Caribbean sides remain uncapped, as well as twenty-two of fifty-four African sides. Of the forty-six Asian lot, only eight have reps (baffling), and as for Oceania, it’s one out of ten.

All ten of the South Americans have touched the top flight.

Of the teams repped, Manchester City, Chelsea, Arsenal, and West Ham are joint leaders with 14-a-piece, Spurs and Manchester United have 11, Aston Villa, Liverpool, and West Brom have 10, Newcastle and Wigan have 8, Blackburn and Southampton have 7, Bolton have 6, Leicester and Leeds have 5, Stoke, Sunderland, Hull, and Palace have 4, Pompey, Norwich, Swansea, Derby, and Coventry have 3, Reading, QPR, Everton, Cardiff, Middlesbrough, Wolves, Birmingham, and Sheffield Wednesday have 2, and Bournemouth, Ipswich, Burnley, Sheffield United, Wimbledon, Charlton, Watford, Huddersfield, and Bradford have 1 each.
That’s 43 of 49 Premiership clubs. The six who’ve missed out? Barnsley, Blackpool, Nottingham Forest, Oldham Athletic, Swindon Town, and Brighton. The six of them have spent a combined 14 seasons up top.

Wigan have a rep for each season they were in the top flight. Fun.

Do y’all agree with me choices?
Doubt it.
Then go do your own list and I’ll come over there to disagree with you; circle of life.
Or, y’know, we can PM each other compliments.

Until then,

Keep it streets ahead,

C.L.R.